Hoover accident!!!!

OMG I cant BELIEVE what just happened!!!!!!!! my heart it still racing!!!!!!!! I was hoovering with my hair down and got down to hoover under the sofa......and the bloody hoover sucked up my hair right to my head, I FREAKED!!!!!!!!!! I pulled it out with force and now the room stinks of burnt out hoover!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY BLOODY ME!!!!!! and I now have a few more split ends :oS

Kids!!!

I just heard Izzy shouting at Harriet that she was a pain in the bum......Harriet then came to me very distressed and holding her bottom and cried that Izzy was going to Paint her bum, I had to keep a very straight face and she look soooo serious :o)

Pasty Worshipper

BOOOOOOO just went to put one of my pairs of trusty jeans on after a month of not wearing them and........couldn't get them on OOHHH NOOOOO, the pasty worshipping has caught up with me eeeekkkkk.....next week diet!!!!!

Sick House

Well....all was quiet in Headquarters (Sutlow Sick house) with poorly Harriet (3) being being asleep until........ Isabelle decided to see if her zuzu pet could drive its car over Harriets heads.....you guessed it the wheels wound around Harriets hair, Isabelle yanked it a took a chunk of hair from her head!!!!! Harriet in hysterics, Isabelle in hysterics because Harriets hair ruined the fun!!!!

WEE WEE & the xmas presents!!! ....Diary extract

think Harriet did the ULTIMATE no no today!!!!!!!!!..........I piled up the girls presents in separate piles and Harriet wanted to reach something and found it convenient to climb on Izzys mountain...and then peed by accident ALL OVER EVERYTHING. So I HAD TO GET TO WORK SUPER DUPER FAST BEFORE IZZY REALISED how much had actually got covered!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAD DAY.......Diary extract

Smoke alarm went off twice, a vase smashed everywhere, burnt my hand, turned around a caught Harriet eating butter with a spoon straight from the tub....dinner finally on the table for them both to have a mouth full each and say the are finsihed, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sausage, mash and beans as well!

Anyone elses kiddies get these????

Isabelle woke up straight into a night terror/tantrum at 10.45 which lasted 1 and a half hours...this woke Harriet up, ended up being awake all night so 2 VERY moody girls and one very teasy mummy!!!!!!!!

A well deserved lie in......Dairy Extract from Dec

Was woken this morning at 6.32 with Isabelle informing me that she had allowed me a lie in (6.30 being getting up time), but the best bit was she gave me breakfast in bed....dry cheerios, humzinger and a flapjack :o) Ahhhhhhh soooooo cute :o)

Poo!!!!....... Diary extract from January

Harriet helped mummy today!!!....after she pooed in her potty, ( I was making a coffee), she thought she would be helpful and put the poo down the toilet herself...it must have made a lap of the toilet seat before it plopped down, then she went and sat on the sofa, then sat on the carpet to do a jigsaw....you guessed it she forgot to wipe and didn't dress herself after...it was everywhere, bless :0S!!!!

An old facebook entry which REALLy had friends going :o)

Is EXPECTING AGAIN !!! I know, i know, its crazy isn't it? I can't believe it myself. I was not going to put it on here because its obvious but wanted to make it official... I mean who would have guessed that we are expecting again!! Yup its official... We are expecting rain tonight and again tomorrow !!!

DINOSAURS........Another dairy extract

Isabelle just asked me what dinosaurs were like and when I was a little girl they were still alive!!! I said no they were gone before I was born, so she informed me.."no they must have been alive when you were little cos you are old and from the olden days"

Another Extract from Diary...BOOOOO

well.... from crying sad to crying with laughter, was walking to nursey with a fellow mum and a lady jumped out on us and shouted BOOOOOOOO in an alley way!!!! we both screamed.....The lady had been waiting for her friend and got the wrong people.....never seen someone go so red and apologise so many times, thought she was going to cry!!!!

Singing Ability!!!

I was singing my little heart out in the car today and the kids were sooo quiet, about 10 mins of silence after I finished singing Isabelle turned around and said " mummy...." Yes Isabelle I said, she said " mummy you really hurt my ears with your singing back there please can you not sing again". Guess I won't be auditioning for X Factor this year!!!

Scream!!!

Feels like curling up in a ball, putting my fingers in my ears whilst chanting..lalalalalala and try and forget the outside world exists........until Harriet jumps on me and shouts giddy up horsey! :oS

New to this.....eeeek

Decided to write a dairy blog of my life trying to be a domestic goddess and the stories that go with it!!! Is it a good idea....we will see! :o)